I
had learned the hard way to get gas in Te Anau. There are no services in
the final 120 km leg of my journey to Milford Sound. On my last trip in New Zealand’s Southland, I learned that only the pubs are open
after 6 pm
. I filled up my little rent-a-dent in Christchurch
and headed south. Twice I stopped for a quick photo,
when the views were too spectacular to resist.
The
road forked towards Queenstown, a major tourist center. But my
destination was the end of the world, not the center of the action. The
long summer day was deceiving and my goal was drawing closer, so I
skipped Queenstown and headed to Te Anau.
I was in driving heaven; the empty road curved sharply as it
chased the coast of
Lake
Wakatipu. “Te Anau 80 km” shattered my blissful
reverie as the gauge crept dangerously toward "E." Would I make it to Te
Anau? Last Chance Gas in Kingston
was closed.
The
pit in my stomach grew for 30 km of barren terrain, desolate, save a few
lonely sheep. Garston, two pumps and a pub, was my savior. The pumps
were closed, but there were three trucks at the pub. Fortunately, people
in small towns all know each other, and were happy to make a call and
share a laugh with a passing traveler in desperate need of some petrol.
We even managed to bill the Automobile Association for the $10 call-out
fee. A quick phone call to NZ AA activated a reciprocal membership
through AAA. With a full tank and a pint I set out on the last stretch
to Milford. I passed the gas station in Te Anau, with a wry
smile, my previous salvation was closed. Onward to Milford.
The
two and half-hour drive from Te Anau to Milford
is a full day excursion, if you only explore the
primary walks and lookouts. But for the next two weeks, I would be a
local. I had arranged a WOOFers
spot at the lodge--three hours work for room and board. Since, I had
two weeks to explore Milford Sound, I didn’t mind skipping all the
stopovers and scenic vistas. I was on a mission.
By
7 pm
all the tourists and the locals were likely in the
pubs; the road was mine and mine alone. Soaring through the flat river
valleys, I was making up time before the sun light faded. Out of the
flats and into the forest, the road wound up through the foothills and
through the Southern Alps. Literally, through the Southern Alps.
Climbing
up 945 meters above sea level, the Homer tunnel beckons, surrounded by
massive 2000 meter peaks of unyielding rock. The Homer tunnel is not
some tiled well-lit two lane through fare, but a glorious 1.2 km hole
blasted through solid rock on a sharp enough gradient to barely meet the
road on the other side. The headlights bounce off the blast marks still
etched in the rough walls. A few reflectors and blind faith lead
inwards.
On
the other side, four 25 km/hr hairpin curves start a series of twists
and turns descending from the tunnel to Milford Sound. At this hour,
there are no busses and camper vans and I am free to pick my way slowly
through the now dark hairpins.
It’s
late. I’m a few days later than my projected arrival. My friend is off
on a three day holiday for her birthday. Where would she be at this
hour? In a town at the end of the world, there are no home addresses or
phone numbers, just PO
boxes and local designators.
Fortunately,
there is always a pub at the end of the road. Many of my friends can be
found at pubs in the far corners of the world. The lights are on and
taps flowing. Locals croon to old favorites on the jukebox, pool and
pints. My friend is in the center of it all.
“Happy
Birthday, Laura!”
“Anna!”
The
unexpected joy of old friends meeting and a warm embrace, mark my
arrival. There’s nothing like a stout pint at the end of the road with
old sailors to swap bad jokes and sea stories.
Drive
the Milford Road. Take your time and explore the twist and turns,
hikes, walks, waterfalls, scenic vistas and Old Man Gunn’s museum at
the end of the gravel road. Nine hours is good time from
Christchurch, but only recommended if you’re on a mission. But
more importantly, plan to spend a night at the pub at the end of the
world.
More information: The
Milford Road
. Bookings at the
Milford
Lodge are highly recommended. It’s a backpackers, with minimal
comforts, but a step up from camping in the rain. Work for board
opportunities is limited but available.