Trying to
find a job in London during the holidays is next to impossible,
especially if you're a foreigner. Sure, you could temp in an office
for a bit, but when those slow Christmas days roll around, you'll probably
get told to go home and not come back (Merry Christmas to you!). During
this time of year (Xmas, Boxing Day, New Year's,) NOBODY'S working, and everyone (especially the people who hire people) is taking time off to
be with his or her family.
The major exception, of course, is retail.
Quite a few of the other former students I knew from the BUNAC program
got jobs at the Gap or went to the local temp agency for the office
leftovers (and zero culture). I, being the enlightened person who braves
to trek off the beaten path and dive headfirst into culture, decided
that my time in the UK would be best spent in the British of all British
institutions: the pub. So, after about a billion phone calls, (and phone
cards) I eventually found someone willing to take a chance on this
American.
During this British of all British jobs, my feet hurt, I
couldn't understand most of the patron's accents through the loud music,
and (being female) I couldn't get used to old Englishmen asking, "Can
I buy you a Pepsi?" No, buy me a beer. Later, as I waited in the
dark of night for over an hour for a bus that was over an hour late, I
eventually used all the money I had made that night for a black cab to
take me from Notting Hill Gate back to my flat in Chelsea. I lasted two
days. Then I thought, if everyone else is temping, why can't I?
So I
went
to Kelly Services, and scored a prime position (it was five blocks from
where I lived) in a psychiatric hospital. While I was busy typing
dictation about conditions you only hear about in movies or on the
occasional talk show, I was told that since the doctors had decided to
take longer holidays than they had anticipated, my services were no
longer needed. OK, so this is Christmas? And what had I done?
Two
jobs down the drain, now hopefully the third's going to be the charm.
Not wanting to fall into the Gap, I walked along Fulham Road to ponder
my options. I pondered right into a coffee shop with a "Help Wanted"
sign in the window. I could do this, I thought, my years at Starbucks
will not go to waste! It wasn't a typical coffee shop; it hadn't yet
been conquered in the corporate coffee wars and still had its own little
independent charm with its fireplace and strange assortment of pastries
and savory goods (goat's cheese pie?). So, realizing that I needed to
pay rent and eat, I bravely waltzed in, asked for the job, and got it.
Apparently, my success was not really based on my merits, but on the
fact that there were no other applicants, and I looked like the type who
could wash my hands after using the loo. It actually turned out to be
the job of my dreams. Everyday I walked
to and from work, and since I'd had experience, the job proved a breeze.
Also, there was no fear of losing the position, for hot coffee and tea
provides much needed relief from London's gray and rainy weather.
Although it didn't pay a whole lot, I drank and ate whatever I wanted (goat's
cheese pie!), and worked with a young, laid-back and culturally diverse
set: two English gents, and four women: French, Spanish, Scottish, and
my boss, the Canadian. My feet hurt this time too, but
it was OK, because after looking for jobs in all the wrong places (and a
lot of patience), I finally found the right one for me.