Most would assume Russia and
Eureka Springs, Arkansas, to be worlds apart in geography, politics,
culture, cuisine, and, most starkly, climate. Over the past decade, I have
spent six years living in Russia.
Before that I spent sixteen in
Arkansas. And though the aforementioned differences do exist,
life here is vaguely reminiscent of some lifestyles in Arkansas--mine in
particular.
Northwest Arkansas
country life is an interesting and unique experience: one that leaves an indelible mark on the
soul; memories of which echo for
decades after leaving the Ozarks.
Since driving north ten years ago, my
rearview mirror tracing the road behind me through the tiny air-hole above
the pile of stuff I ended up not needing at college, I have moved across
time zones to six different cities in two states, and over oceans to a few
foreign countries as well.
Growing up on a farm ten miles outside of
Eureka Springs, the last place I thought I would end up was
Moscow. However, I now realize that, save actually moving
back to Northwest Arkansas, my life in
Moscow
is the closest I can come to duplicating life in
Eureka Springs.
Hauling
Water: The farm I grew
up on was actually less farm and more slice of life from a Survivor
episode. No electricity in the house, no running water, and, as the more
forward-thinking among you have already guessed, a small wooden shack
outside with a slanted tin roof and a crescent moon carved in the door. A
splintered piece of wood rotated on its nail to keep the door closed when
the outhouse was unoccupied. The dense, cone-shaped spider's web in the
corner was home to the hairiest, most uninhibited tunnel spider I have
ever seen.
Like many who chose to live
this rustic back-to-nature Arkansas life, we collected rainwater for
bathing, and drinking and cooking water from a nearby spring twice a
month. I can still feel the icy water spilling over the plastic milk jugs
and onto my hands as I caught the stream that flowed from the mouth of the
spring. I know exactly the weight of two full jugs in each hand, and
although I now take hot showers in a real bathtub and live more
luxuriously than most Russians, I still haul water once a week. A few
upset stomachs and far too many commiserate tales of similar episodes keep
me away from the tap. Without a car (not even an old Lada), I buy my
drinking and cooking water at the local shop, and trudge the ten minutes
home along snowy streets, hands numbing from the cold, and from lack of
circulation as I balance two 5-liter jugs by their thin, plastic handles.
Basic
Necessities: Although I
live in a westernized apartment complete with a washing machine and an
artistic window between the kitchen and living room, in a Stalin-era
building with two elevators servicing its 17 floors, I have had to resort,
on occasion, to my Arkansan methods of boiling bath water on the stove. At
least once a year, the hot water is suddenly switched off when the Russian
Utilities Ministry realizes their heating budget is needed for other
expenses (minister's new BMW, vacation to Swiss Alps). Their emergency
energy conservation plan is to cut off the hot water supply and sometimes
the electricity of an entire neighborhood block or city. The powerless
feeling one gets when this happens is not that far from how I felt as a
teenager, living two parallel but very separate lives in Eureka Springs: During the day the cheerleading captain, pom-poms, and prom plans in the
back of my red convertible; at night, leaning close to the
kerosene lamp that cast yellow light on my Algebra homework, and waiting
for my bathwater to boil.
Pop Culture:
No electricity
meant no TV, and in
Arkansas
I felt at a loss during daily conversations about the
latest episode of whatever sitcom was popular that semester. Avoiding
these conversations proved impossible, so I silenced the questions with a
simple "We don't have cable". That always brought a round of sympathetic
groans.
Now that I actually do have a
television--a big silver Samsung carried by a former Russian boyfriend for
an excruciating mile from the store to my apartment--there is absolutely
nothing to watch. Russian sitcoms, or dubbed American or Spanish leftovers
from the 80s, just aren't exciting. One loud monotone voice speaks for
every man woman and child, and all expletives are translated as "Oh,
darn!" And no one here ever
wants to talk about them later.
Traffic:
During the ten years
that I lived there in the 80s and 90s, Eureka Springs didn't have a
single traffic light. (Luckily, most local drivers originated from
traffic-light cities, so they were familiar with the system when the first
light was installed.) Moscow, in contrast, has thousands of lights, but drivers
view them more as an obstacle or challenge than as a way to control
municipal traffic flow. Two lanes of traffic spread into six lanes at the
light, as drivers squeeze into ridiculous spaces in an attempt to achieve
the optimal gate-break position when the light changes. White paint lines on the
concrete, signaling where to stop for the light, have long ago faded from
sight and memory.
For some reason,
Arkansas does not have yearly inspection of automotive emission
standards. In Russian, there isn't a direct translation of "emission
standards". The Russians call it "technical revie"--the review being just
that, a technicality that can easily be avoided with a $100 bribe to the
reviewer. After all, Russia
is crossing its fingers for acceptance into the EU, and
so must make a show of compliance with pristine European environmental
standards.
The main concern of those
negotiating the tangled web of cobblestone streets and sparkling new
highways is not the toxins their vehicles are hosing at pedestrians, but
the wax and shine of their paint job and rims. Gucci handbags and Prada heels must be visibly reflected. The state of an ancient tailpipe,
reattached to a car's undercarriage too many times with a rusty hanger,
its holes plugged with various non-flammables, is not important as long as
it not seen.
Despite these inconveniences,
or perhaps because of them, I'm still here. As an adult, unlike the child
that grew up in the wilds of Arkansas, I am free to leave if I choose. But I stay, year
after year, the long winters broken up by a month or two of sweltering
summer heat. So despite swearing as a teenager that I would live a "normal
life"--flush toilet and all--I have done just the opposite, and now one of
the most backward cities on earth feels more like home than my old 72632
zip code.
I do miss the smell of
kerosene, though. And I have never slept as soundly as I did in Arkansas, with the cricket chorus performing outside my open
window.